Hoorah! I actually seduced you through my
cold email to click on my sh*t website. 🎉

You’re probably thinking one of 3 things right now:1) "Yeah, this site is absolutely attrocious, Marcus"
2) "Can he not even afford $100 to pay a web designer?"
3) "Okay, I’m somewhat intrigued. What can this guy actually do for me?"

Hopefully, it’s the latter that’s on your mind - so let me answer that.For the last 4 years, I’ve been helping D2C brands owners make
more moolah from highly conversational and personality-first email copy.
Stuff that cuts through the inbox noise… commands attention… and gets stuff sold.But rather than blabbering on about what I’ve done, let’s just roll out the sexy bullets:

âš« Helped generate over $8M in attributed client revenueâš« Turned thousands of first-time browsers into long-time VIPsâš« Routinely score 60% open rates on email flows and campaignsâš« Transfomed lackluster brands into elite contenders that
stand out in a sea of sameness – and gets their stuff sold.

Still not convinced?...

CUE PATTON'S ORDERS

37%+ of email revenue attributed
to a new Men's luxury belt brand in the first 30 days
www.brydonbrothers.com

$1000s routinely generated for 7-8 figure D2C brands

$1000s made for brands form
personality-driven emails that STAND OUT and SELL

$34,000+ made in just 5 days
for a popular SaaS brand (Viddyoze.com)

$14,000+ in ONE day for micro
Twitter influencer's first product launch through his list

TOP-RATED ON UPWORK
WITH 30+ 5-STAR REVIEWS

SEE HOW I HELP THOMAS GROW
HIS EMAIL LIST TO ROUTINELY HIT 5-FIG MONTHS

SO, WHAT DO I OFFER?

👉 Email Campaign Copy
👉 Flow & SMS Copy
👉 Landing Page Copy
👉 Website Copy
👉 Funnel Work

Now, no one likes sales calls with strangers.So rather than awkward Zoom small talk, just DM me on
Whatsapp below and we can have a casual message chit-chat.
And if we will be a good fit, then we can hop on a kick off call

But..if you are a full on call person, no worries!
Book below and we can hop on straight off the bat.

Might even tell you my lamest dad joke I know if you’re lucky.Ciao, MarcusGrowthGoose / Above average copywriter / comically bad designer

(Insert 'professional' picture of me pretending to look busy)