MOST ECOM EMAIL LISTS ARE ABOUT AS PERSUASIVE AS A SHEIK SELLING SAND IN THE SAHARA

Yours don't have to be.
Extract more cash from your list with unorthodox
direct response emails that get more opens and clicks.

• LET'S HAVE A CHAT

PARTNERED WITH:

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This is how customers feel about
overpolished email campaigns:

Why?

❌ Same generic formula being used
❌ Stinks of boring ChatGPT lingo
❌ Zero personality
❌ Too focussed on branding, NOT selling
❌ Looks like every other email pouncing their inbox

Every marketing agency owner and course seller has been
conditioning brands for years that this format is how to do email marketing

And listen, designed emails CAN work, I won't sit and here lie about that. They DO make sales.But over the last few years, opens are slipping,
click throughs are getting worse, and conversion rates are suffering.And what worked back in 2019 just ain't going to cut it anymore in 2025. Customers
are now scrolling zombies when they read your emails and the only way to wake them up is interrupting their pattern.

The Infotainment email method is simple:To pack on 10% MORE sales onto your Shopify dashboard
with entertaining plain text emails that drive stronger backend sales.

Take a look at some of the results

$12.2k+ attributed for a USA jewelry brand
from x2 plain text emails in a 4th of July sale

$1000s Generated in Plain Text Direct Response Email Flows

51.54% ATTRIBUTED EMAIL REVENUE FOR BRYDONBROTHERS
– A LUXURY MEN'S BELT BRAND NEW TO EMAIL MARKETING

• I WANT THAT!

60% MORE REVENUE GENERATED FOR
ICED PROTEIN COFFEE BRAND, GENIUSCOFFEE

$40,000+ ATTRIBUTED FROM 1 EMAIL & 1 SMS.
HIGHEST-GROSSING IN ACCOUNT HISTORY
FOR A MAJOR USA SPORTS RETAILER

• I WANT THE SAME

ROI-DRIVEN POP UPS THAT CONVERT COLD TRAFFIC

MY CLIENTS KINDA LOVE MY STUFF

• LET'S CHAT

SEE HOW I HELPED GROW THOMAS'S
EMAIL LIST TO ROUTINE 5-FIGURE MONTHS

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WHAT YOU GET WORKING WITH ME

I'm Marcus, the guy siting in the chair above pretending to look busy.I'm a freelance email copywriter who works exclusively with growing D2C brands.✍️ You get a 4 year copy pro. No rookie who's just stumbled out of a $19.99 Udemy course💌 You'll get someone who does huge deep dives into your brand so you get the best results possible with email💰 I help you achieve at least a 20% lift in sales on your Shopify dashboard in just 45 days📅 I take care of all the strategy and campaign calendar creation🧍 I only work with a few clients at once, so you always get the VIP treatment

"ALRIGHT MARCUS, I'M SOLD.
HOW DO I GET SOME OF THESE MAGICAL EMAILS?"

DM me on whatsapp and we'll have a zero-stress message chat.No cringy hard selling. I'll just see if i can help.

• I'M IN!

Or book a call below if
you'd prefer to just talk straight off the bat

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