Hoorah! I actually seduced you through my
cold email to click on my sh*t website. 🎉
You’re probably thinking one of 3 things right now:1) "Yeah, this site is absolutely attrocious, Marcus"
2) "Can he not even afford $100 to pay a web designer?"
3) "Okay, I’m somewhat intrigued. What can this guy actually do for me?"
Hopefully, it’s the latter that’s on your mind - so let me answer that.For the last 4 years, I’ve been helping D2C brands owners make
more moolah from highly conversational and personality-first email copy.Stuff that cuts through the inbox noise… commands attention… and gets stuff sold.But rather than blabbering on about what I’ve done, let’s just roll out the sexy bullets:
âš« Helped generate over $8M in attributed client revenueâš« Turned thousands of first-time browsers into long-time VIPsâš« Routinely score 60% open rates on email flows and campaignsâš« Transfomed lackluster brands into elite contenders that
stand out in a sea of sameness – and gets their stuff sold.
Still not convinced?...
CUE PATTON'S ORDERS
37%+ of email revenue attributed
to a new Men's luxury belt brand in the first 30 days
www.brydonbrothers.com
$1000s routinely generated for 7-8 figure D2C brands
$1000s made for brands form
personality-driven emails that STAND OUT and SELL
$34,000+ made in just 5 days
for a popular SaaS brand (Viddyoze.com)
$14,000+ in ONE day for micro
Twitter influencer's first product launch through his list
TOP-RATED ON UPWORK
WITH 30+ 5-STAR REVIEWS
SEE HOW I HELP THOMAS GROW
HIS EMAIL LIST TO ROUTINELY HIT 5-FIG MONTHS
SO, WHAT DO I OFFER?
👉 Email Campaign Copy
👉 Flow & SMS Copy
👉 Landing Page Copy
👉 Website Copy
👉 Funnel Work
Now, no one likes sales calls with strangers.So rather than awkward Zoom small talk, just DM me on
Whatsapp below and we can have a casual message chit-chat.And if we will be a good fit, then we can hop on a kick off call
But..if you are a full on call person, no worries!
Book below and we can hop on straight off the bat.
Might even tell you my lamest dad joke I know if you’re lucky.Ciao, MarcusGrowthGoose / Above average copywriter / comically bad designer
(Insert 'professional' picture of me pretending to look busy)