
TURN YOUR LIST LURKERS INTO SERIAL BUYERS WITH NO-NONSENSE DIRECT RESPONSE EMAILS. MADE FOR D2C BRANDS.
No fancy designs, no cookie-cutter templates.
Just raw conversational copy that converts.
Take a look in your inbox.
What do you see?
Is it a goldmine of value-packed emails that you just can’t wait to open?Or is it a wasteland of spam mail, 10% off codes, and 🔥 emojis?We’d be willing to bet good money that it’s the second one.
Most email marketing agencies peddle the same thing: generic templates, flashy designs, and copy that sounds clever, but doesn’t actually convert.Why?Because it’s easier (and cheaper)
to hire a mid-level designer than a top-tier copywriter.And as long as the emails look good, brands
stick around - even if sales don’t.
We’ve had enough of the gimmicks.
At GrowthGoose, we specialise in emails that have one goal:
Conversions.
Not brand awareness. Not ‘community building’. Not looking pretty.We send flows and campaigns with little to no design – and use all that extra time and energy to focus on direct-response copy that actually drives sales.
HOW CAN PLAIN EMAILS 2X YOUR EMAIL REVENUE?
Commands inbox attention
While most brands send out the same BS subject lines they’ve seen a million times, we give them scroll-stopping stuff they WANT to read.
One clear CTA
There is only ONE goal of every email, not
16 different buttons for them to get distracted with.
Connects with your audience
Rather than phony relationships built by celebrating fake holidays - our emails genuinely connect with your audience because they’re written and sent by direct response experts.
Storyselling
‘Storytelling’ is a buzzword in the email marketing space - but stories don’t quite land when they’re told by a faceless company and surrounded by product blocks.

$1000s Attributed in ROI-driven Email Flows






60% MORE REVENUE GENERATED FOR
ICED PROTEIN COFFEE BRAND, GENIUSCOFFEE




$40,000 MADE IN 1 EMAIL & 1 SMS.
HIGHEST-GROSSING IN ACCOUNT HISTORY.


EXPERT DIRECT REPONSE COPYWRITERS
AT THE HELM OF YOUR EMAIL MARKETING



WHAT YOU GET WORKING WITH US
🎯 Strategy for 3-4 campaigns a week🎯 Full calendar campaign creation🎯 Complete flow overhaul and ongoing optimization🎯 Copy written by direct response veterans🎯 Small & basic email design when necessary🎯 Pop-ups that convert cold traffic
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