TURN YOUR LIST LURKERS INTO SERIAL BUYERS WITH NO-NONSENSE DIRECT RESPONSE EMAILS. MADE FOR D2C BRANDS.
No fancy designs, no cookie-cutter templates.
Just raw conversational copy that converts.
Take a look in your inbox.
What do you see?
Is it a goldmine of value-packed emails that you just can’t wait to open?Or is it a wasteland of spam mail, 10% off codes, and 🔥 emojis?We’d be willing to bet good money that it’s the second one.
Most email marketing agencies peddle the same thing: generic templates, flashy designs, and copy that sounds clever, but doesn’t actually convert.Why?Because it’s easier (and cheaper)
to hire a mid-level designer than a top-tier copywriter.And as long as the emails look good, brands
stick around - even if sales don’t.
We’ve had enough of the gimmicks.
At GrowthGoose, we specialise in emails that have one goal:
Conversions.
Not brand awareness. Not ‘community building’. Not looking pretty.We send flows and campaigns with little to no design – and use all that extra time and energy to focus on direct-response copy that actually drives sales.
HOW CAN PLAIN EMAILS 2X YOUR EMAIL REVENUE?
✅ Commands inbox attention
While most brands send out the same BS subject lines they’ve seen a million times, we give them scroll-stopping stuff they WANT to read.
✅ One clear CTA
There is only ONE goal of every email, not
16 different buttons for them to get distracted with.
✅ Connects with your audience
Rather than phony relationships built by celebrating fake holidays - our emails genuinely connect with your audience because they’re written and sent by direct response experts.
✅ Sells with stories
‘Storytelling’ is a buzzword in the email marketing space - but stories don’t quite land when they’re told by a faceless company and surrounded by product blocks.
$1000s Attributed in ROI-driven Email Flows
60% MORE REVENUE GENERATED FOR
ICED PROTEIN COFFEE BRAND, GENIUSCOFFEE
$40,000 MADE IN 1 EMAIL & 1 SMS.
HIGHEST-GROSSING IN ACCOUNT HISTORY.
EXPERT DIRECT REPONSE COPYWRITERS
AT THE HELM OF YOUR EMAIL MARKETING
WHAT YOU GET WORKING WITH US
🎯 Strategy for 3-4 campaigns a week
We strategise, write, design, and implement all your campaigns so you can take your hands off the wheel and watch your business grow on autopilot.🎯 Complete flow overhaul and ongoing optimization
We’ll dive into your flows, see what’s not working, and relaunch them using our plain & simple method to maximize conversions.
🎯 Copy written by direct response veterans
Our team aren’t wordsmiths - they’re engineers who use their knowledge of direct response principles to SELL your product, not just make it sound catchy.
🎯 Small & basic email design when necessary
A logo here, a GIF there - we design your emails to look clean & polished to complement the copy.
🎯 Pop-ups that convert cold traffic
We design and implement pop-ups that drive more hungry customers to your list.
WE’VE SEEN BRANDS LIKE YOURS BURNED TOO MANY TIMES
We’re co-founders and siblings Marcus and Ruby.
We have 8 years combined experience in the copy business and we started our careers writing for separate email marketing agencies.And we were both shocked at how they operated.They re-use the same stale templates…
They praise sleek design over conversions…
They spend no more than 1 hour on a campaign (that’s strategy, design, AND copy)...
They hire 3rd-world copywriters to cut down on costs (most of which speak broken English)...
They don’t train their copywriters on direct response principles…
And they never deliver more than they’re legally required to.It’s safe to say these seemingly professional agencies don’t really care about their clients.Their only concern is whether they get their monthly invoice.Now, we’re taking a stand.We created GrowthGoose to provide ecom brands with an agency that is serious about their growth.We don’t pat ourselves on the back over pretty product blocks or clever slogans - we ONLY celebrate if your emails are converting and your revenue is growing.Because we know that marketing isn’t about being clever, it’s about selling your product.
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